1. Assume that Amélie is their favourite film.

2. Ask them if they are going to be a translator or a teacher.

3. “The subjunctive is easy!”

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4. Be a linguistic and comedic genius by saying “voulez vous coucher avec moi.”

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5. Ask if they eat snails and frogs legs.

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6. Assume they’re a romantic.

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7. Think that we’re all posh and rich, and spend the summer with Granny in Cannes.

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8. Expect that all we read is Camus and are all, consequently, #existentialists.

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9. Think that the phrase “oral exam” is still funny and not, actually, dread-inducing.

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10. Constantly ask “how do you say___ in French!” for your own amusement.

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